• dasvanthefirstyearnecromancer said: He pushes the door open with his back and walks in with his arms full of scrolls and papers When his gaze meets yours he yells " yo can I start an wizard bazaar building ?

    dasvanthefirstyearnecromancer:

    kingcainmartin:

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    "Hm?"

    Cain looked over his shoulder before returning to his paperwork.

    "A wizard bazaar? Is the milkshake disco doing so poorly?" He mulled this over momentarily before inquiring, "… also you’re a necromancer not a wizard. Unless you are somehow both and I did not know…"

    His finger curled at his lips as he pondered this. He’d been thinking about a lot that day.

    With a blatantly fake smile he laughs off the comment And says ” a necro- MANCER is a wizard , magician , or warlock who specializes in death , a milkshake bar is not a fit to sell magical goods and ALas this kingdom lacks one definite area that you can sell in privacy as to not angry those around even more so when someone’s craft involved bodies of worse “
    He walks forward grinding his teeth while keeping the smile
    He whispers to himself and you manage to make out ” suffixes ………. Latin not a thing here …….. Frick le frackle”

    "Yes… well," Cain’s brow lowered, "I very well KNOW that. My issue is that you cannot go around collecting the body parts of loved ones to sell in your shop. No grave robbing, it’s disrespectful and creepy. I have no issue with a magical bazaar as long as you act with… acceptable standards…"

    His voice trailed off towards the end. This was Dasvan he was talking about. He lived in his own little bubble of oddity. And just when he had this thought the boy walked forward, grinding his teeth and muttering under his breath.

    "What on earth are you doing that for?"

  • dasvanthefirstyearnecromancer said: He pushes the door open with his back and walks in with his arms full of scrolls and papers When his gaze meets yours he yells " yo can I start an wizard bazaar building ?

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    "Hm?"

    Cain looked over his shoulder before returning to his paperwork.

    "A wizard bazaar? Is the milkshake disco doing so poorly?" He mulled this over momentarily before inquiring, "… also you’re a necromancer not a wizard. Unless you are somehow both and I did not know…"

    His finger curled at his lips as he pondered this. He’d been thinking about a lot that day.

  • Greetings from the King

    "Why hello dear," Cain greeted with a cordial bow. "I cannot stay incredibly long but I’ve arranged to stay for the ceremony and have brought you a wedding gift."

    He presented the bottle with elegance and a small knowing smirk.

  • grape-soda-gal:

Dasvan NO
  • grreengrrl-deactivated said: Your Highness, I wish to extend you an invitation to my wedding in the Doctor's Country in two days' time.

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    Cain gave her a gracious bow.

    "Why thank you my dear, I would be honored to attend… granted I can find a way to access the country."

    He stood straight, stroking his beard.

    "I’m certain though… I have someone in mind that can make the arrangements for my passage."

  • thepaperfail said: scenario king caught cooking in a apron only. :3

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    CAIN: My pants are in the oven at the moment, I can’t exactly put them on!

    JEN: WHO PUTS THEIR PANTS IN THE OVEN!?

    CAIN: Those of us who have them for one!

  • pervyflameprincefinn said: (((Jen having some pleasant alone time with some giant turtles?)))

    jen-of-rolt:

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  • Damn my blogs a year old we’re the FUckinh cake

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    (Source: dasvanthefirstyearnecromancer)

  • (Source: rolt-comic)

  • Ooc

    Dang it I forgot to update before I left this morning :|

  • Anonymous said: Awkward sexual tension between Jen and Cain

    jen-of-rolt:

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  • Warm up!

    Give me a scenario, any scenario and I’ll draw my character in it.

  • thecutestofthecute:

    Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

    (via scarysamwilson)

  • punkrocked:

    hey the fcc is currently taking comments on the subject of them putting up fastlanes for the internet and i highly suggest you guys leave a lot of comments saying why its fucking stupid 

    (via grreengrrl-deactivated)

  • Anonymous said: king~ do you have s crush on jen? owo and if you can guess who this is i draw you something~~~

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    "Me and the lady are good friends."

    He blushed and went back to chopping vegetables.

    "She is my royal painter after all. I have lots of things to paint… I, er have lots to cook at the moment too so I regretfully bid you good day."